Nutter Meme Makeover!

Who doesn't  enjoy transformations and makeovers!  Now let's make over some of the most oft shared pit bull propaganda memes.  It was felt that the "before" pic was not needed, because the following six memes have been around quite some time now, and it's time they received a dose of TRUTH. 

  The coconut meme still persists despite many scholarly derailments.  You would think that nutters would THINK....when's the last time you even saw a coconut tree in your neighborhood? 

The crazy coconut meme inspired a poem. 

This is the favorite shared by the college educated vegan rescue angel.  What the dear well meaning darlings do not seem to understand, it would really help  pit bulls if we could regulate who could own them. 

 Mr. President put out his finger in the wind one day when Cesar Milan showed up at his door step.  I think a crowd of victims need to do the same.

I suspect there are a good many people who don't even know what BSL is, and it would be fair to explain why there is a pit bull pissing on the letters BSL...

This is such a classy advocacy!

Political correctness works, this is why pit bull advocates grip and hold, and don't let go. 

I've seen this one shared in the news media, on the Huffington Post and even on the wall of my local shelter, it looks so scientific.  The original doesn't explain what the American Temperament Society is testing for.  Pit bull advocates can also not make the claim "it's all how you raise em", if they are going to share this erroneous information, because it contains a list of popular breeds that collectively score lower on this test for Schutzhund prospects than do pit bulls (which do not exist and no one can tell what one looks like), but collectively and all added up together for the last twenty years, kill and maim less.   Yeah, these other breeds score lower on the American Temperament Society Test because weirdos and guns scare them, but isn't it all how you raise 'em?  


If you have ideas for nutter meme make overs, let us know.  We adore sprucing things up with truth and explanations!

Revenge of the Stick Figures

A facebook time waster spoofing stick figures and good old fashioned Dick and Jane Primary Reader prose went viral, and it was no time until the pit bull advocates created their own little meme to share. 

Of course,  Spike doesn't support B.S.L., he doesn't even think about it one way or another.  He's a dog in this sense.  B.S.L. isn't about the way he looks, it's about the proclivity towards bloody mayhem.   It recalls this old stick figure bumper sticker....

We at the circus wish that pit bull advocates and owners could figure it out.   In the meantime, we've come up with our own spoofs of the spoof, heavy on the hints.   All three are based on true stories,  that have happened countless times. 

The Growing List Against B.S.L.

College educated vegan rescue princesses are not the only ones who oppose B.S.L. 

Dogfighters also oppose B.S.L. as does Miley Cyrus. 

Just so you know, the Skinheads
are also showing their support in opposing B.S.L.

The pit bull advocacy calls this "winning".

There are also cases of skin-heads using pit bulls as weapons in hate crimes. 


According to the Anti-Defamation League, the image of the pit bull has been adopted as a symbol by Neo-Nazis.

"The pit bull has long been used as a skinhead symbol, presumably because of its reputation as a "fighting" dog. Many racist skinheads and other white supremacists own or even raise pit bulls. White supremacists use one specific pit bull graphic so often that it has become a white supremacist symbol itself. One racist skinhead group, the Keystone State Skinheads (at one time known as Keystone United) even adopted it as part of their logo." 

Isn't that ironic that the Anti-Defamation League writes, presumably because of its reputation as a "fighting dog"?  The pit bull advocates need to get on the ADL's case about perpetuating the horrible image of these dogs, how dare they defame the name!  How dare they suggest that they link ownership to this group, what will become of the "Majority" project!

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

It's the Owners

It's the owners, once more for groaners. 


If pit bulls only attack because of negligent ownership, it should be reason enough to regulate them.

Everything is Beautiful at the Ballet

Mood Music!

Apparently, if you put a pit bull in a Tutu, it transforms into something not so scary.

"Saving pit bulls, one tutu at a time" , so says pit bull rescue group called Pit bulls in Tutus.  Yep.

  It distracts from the large jaws, the reptilian and vacant stare,

makes one forget the news last night. 

If you get enough tulle, you can completely hide the ugly head.

Here is a Shelter that figured out if you put tutus and cute hats on the pit bulls,  and it makes them "cute" enough, people will adopt them. 
Being of the curious sort, I looked into the history of the TUTU and then found it couldn't be a more appropriate thing, besides a muzzle, for a pit bull to wear.

The word 'tutu' has its origins in the theater audience. Those who bought cheaper tickets sat in a section located in the lower part of the theater. This area gave the patrons sitting there a different view than the rest of the audience; they could often see under the ballerinas' skirts and see their bottoms. This led to a lot of talk and eventually, the French slang word for this part of the ballerina,
cucu became 'tutu.

I see your cucu. 

More Pit Bull Ballet!  Click here!

  Here at the Nutter Circus, we feature

Nanny Cobra as

The Sugar Plum Fairy , who does an enchanting dance for her adoring Clara.

Nanny Gator makes a stunning Firebird!

Many people do not realize that besides being serial killers, Bundy and Manson were rivals on stage as the White and Black Swans.

The real reason for this dog fight?  
They are both Prima donnas!

 This pit bull is no Sleeping Beauty! 
She had to be drug from the stage, literally!

 

 These two darling pibbles star with El Torro

 in a new production of
Le Sacre Du Printemps.

Coming to a city near you, a hometown production of Medea.

Tutu bad tutus don't seem to make it all better. 

Those Funny Pit Bull Owners!

Do we laugh, or do we weep?

Hell NO to B.S.L. Clown

CLOWNS AND PIT BULLS SCARE THE BEJEEZERS OUT OF ME!!!

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