Saturday, August 10, 2013

Hell NO to B.S.L. Clown


  1. Munchy is one of my all time favorite names for a pit bull.

  2. there should be a law against dressing a pitbull up in costume ....clown , court jester , ballerina ect it gives a false impression to children and idiots.

  3. Clowns don't necessarily scare me, but this is chill-inducing.

  4. Wonder why they need that huge thick collar and chain contraption if pibble is just a fun crazy guy?

  5. ojdawg
    happy go lucky goofball one minute , crazed killer clown the next .

  6. That is a pit bull ready for a Big Date.The rape-rack is festooned with streamers and rigged with sparklers. The clown pants are specially constructed. It's all very sweet.

  7. Well, I feel like a fool
    It weren't my choice to wear this costume
    They don't care nothing bout my mental state
    So here I stand, I pant and fume
    and upon revengeful things cast my thought
    cause this be a real unseemly costume them bought
    It hides my many attributes
    my boxy chest, my massive glutes
    my muscles thick as feedlot beef
    the beef I likes to nibble to grief
    but cause I can't mess up my clothes
    my talents I can't never expose
    and shit! Here comes a sticky-fingered kid
    Fingers I could bite an swallow, that's not no fib
    an he want to kiss me on the nose
    an hold that kid n dog kissy pose
    an what he's doing to my makeup
    would make any dog livid
    my imaginings aren't pretty, but man, is they vivid
    an iffen I was wearin say, my designer track suit
    a trip to the morgue would be this kid's final route.

  8. I REALLY hope that your entire blog is one giant satire piece. You should be advocating the prosecution of those who abuse these dogs and train them to be this way. I have met PLENTY of chihuahuas who SHOULD be put down because they are vicious, but OH NO! Don't do that to a POOR HELPLESS CHIHUAHUA.
    Guess what? It's in EVERY dogs nature to be aggressive. Every domestic dog is distantly related to some kind of WILD dog. IF you truly believe that ALL pit bulls are evil, please explain EXACTLY why. Were you bit? Was someone close to you hurt or possibly killed by one? If so, I'm sorry. That is very sad and unfortunate. But that does not mean that EVERY child (or adult for that matter) is in danger when they are around pit bulls.

    There. I did your research for you. You do the reading now and educate yourself.

    THE PROBABILITY OF BEING ATTACKED BY A PIT BULL IS ACTUALLY LOWER THAN THE REST OF THE BREEDS. Do your research before you disseminate false information. In fact, chihuahuas and other small breeds are the WORST behaved dogs.

    Look, I even got you a pretty info graphic so that you don't have to do any other reading either. I'll go ahead and post this stuff on all of your posts so that your readers can also be WELL informed.

    Please explain why PARIS HILTON gets to dress her poor dog up. Explain why she is legally allowed to own an animal at all.

    BTW: Clowns ARE coming to get you. Just so you know.