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Munchy is one of my all time favorite names for a pit bull.
there should be a law against dressing a pitbull up in costume ....clown , court jester , ballerina ect it gives a false impression to children and idiots.
Clowns don't necessarily scare me, but this is chill-inducing.
Wonder why they need that huge thick collar and chain contraption if pibble is just a fun crazy guy?
ojdawg happy go lucky goofball one minute , crazed killer clown the next .
That is a pit bull ready for a Big Date.The rape-rack is festooned with streamers and rigged with sparklers. The clown pants are specially constructed. It's all very sweet.
Well, I feel like a foolIt weren't my choice to wear this costumeThey don't care nothing bout my mental stateSo here I stand, I pant and fumeand upon revengeful things cast my thoughtcause this be a real unseemly costume them boughtIt hides my many attributesmy boxy chest, my massive glutesmy muscles thick as feedlot beefthe beef I likes to nibble to griefbut cause I can't mess up my clothesmy talents I can't never exposeand shit! Here comes a sticky-fingered kidFingers I could bite an swallow, that's not no fiban he want to kiss me on the nosean hold that kid n dog kissy posean what he's doing to my makeupwould make any dog lividmy imaginings aren't pretty, but man, is they vividan iffen I was wearin say, my designer track suita trip to the morgue would be this kid's final route.
I REALLY hope that your entire blog is one giant satire piece. You should be advocating the prosecution of those who abuse these dogs and train them to be this way. I have met PLENTY of chihuahuas who SHOULD be put down because they are vicious, but OH NO! Don't do that to a POOR HELPLESS CHIHUAHUA. Guess what? It's in EVERY dogs nature to be aggressive. Every domestic dog is distantly related to some kind of WILD dog. IF you truly believe that ALL pit bulls are evil, please explain EXACTLY why. Were you bit? Was someone close to you hurt or possibly killed by one? If so, I'm sorry. That is very sad and unfortunate. But that does not mean that EVERY child (or adult for that matter) is in danger when they are around pit bulls. http://www.thelazypitbull.com/2012/02/pit-bull-facts-do-you-know-truth/http://www.petfinder.com/pet-adoption/dog-adoption/myths-and-facts-about-pit-bulls/http://www.aspca.org/pet-care/virtual-pet-behaviorist/dog-behavior/truth-about-pit-bullsThere. I did your research for you. You do the reading now and educate yourself.THE PROBABILITY OF BEING ATTACKED BY A PIT BULL IS ACTUALLY LOWER THAN THE REST OF THE BREEDS. Do your research before you disseminate false information. In fact, chihuahuas and other small breeds are the WORST behaved dogs.Look, I even got you a pretty info graphic so that you don't have to do any other reading either. I'll go ahead and post this stuff on all of your posts so that your readers can also be WELL informed. http://www.1800petmeds.com/education/pit-bull-facts-and-myths.htmPlease explain why PARIS HILTON gets to dress her poor dog up. Explain why she is legally allowed to own an animal at all.BTW: Clowns ARE coming to get you. Just so you know.