there should be a law against dressing a pitbull up in costume ....clown , court jester , ballerina ect it gives a false impression to children and idiots.
That is a pit bull ready for a Big Date.The rape-rack is festooned with streamers and rigged with sparklers. The clown pants are specially constructed. It's all very sweet.
Well, I feel like a fool It weren't my choice to wear this costume They don't care nothing bout my mental state So here I stand, I pant and fume and upon revengeful things cast my thought cause this be a real unseemly costume them bought It hides my many attributes my boxy chest, my massive glutes my muscles thick as feedlot beef the beef I likes to nibble to grief but cause I can't mess up my clothes my talents I can't never expose and shit! Here comes a sticky-fingered kid Fingers I could bite an swallow, that's not no fib an he want to kiss me on the nose an hold that kid n dog kissy pose an what he's doing to my makeup would make any dog livid my imaginings aren't pretty, but man, is they vivid an iffen I was wearin say, my designer track suit a trip to the morgue would be this kid's final route.
I REALLY hope that your entire blog is one giant satire piece. You should be advocating the prosecution of those who abuse these dogs and train them to be this way. I have met PLENTY of chihuahuas who SHOULD be put down because they are vicious, but OH NO! Don't do that to a POOR HELPLESS CHIHUAHUA. Guess what? It's in EVERY dogs nature to be aggressive. Every domestic dog is distantly related to some kind of WILD dog. IF you truly believe that ALL pit bulls are evil, please explain EXACTLY why. Were you bit? Was someone close to you hurt or possibly killed by one? If so, I'm sorry. That is very sad and unfortunate. But that does not mean that EVERY child (or adult for that matter) is in danger when they are around pit bulls.
There. I did your research for you. You do the reading now and educate yourself.
THE PROBABILITY OF BEING ATTACKED BY A PIT BULL IS ACTUALLY LOWER THAN THE REST OF THE BREEDS. Do your research before you disseminate false information. In fact, chihuahuas and other small breeds are the WORST behaved dogs.
Look, I even got you a pretty info graphic so that you don't have to do any other reading either. I'll go ahead and post this stuff on all of your posts so that your readers can also be WELL informed. http://www.1800petmeds.com/education/pit-bull-facts-and-myths.htm
Please explain why PARIS HILTON gets to dress her poor dog up. Explain why she is legally allowed to own an animal at all.
BTW: Clowns ARE coming to get you. Just so you know.
Munchy is one of my all time favorite names for a pit bull.
ReplyDeletethere should be a law against dressing a pitbull up in costume ....clown , court jester , ballerina ect it gives a false impression to children and idiots.
ReplyDeleteClowns don't necessarily scare me, but this is chill-inducing.
ReplyDeleteWonder why they need that huge thick collar and chain contraption if pibble is just a fun crazy guy?
ReplyDeleteojdawg
ReplyDeletehappy go lucky goofball one minute , crazed killer clown the next .
That is a pit bull ready for a Big Date.The rape-rack is festooned with streamers and rigged with sparklers. The clown pants are specially constructed. It's all very sweet.
ReplyDeleteWell, I feel like a fool
ReplyDeleteIt weren't my choice to wear this costume
They don't care nothing bout my mental state
So here I stand, I pant and fume
and upon revengeful things cast my thought
cause this be a real unseemly costume them bought
It hides my many attributes
my boxy chest, my massive glutes
my muscles thick as feedlot beef
the beef I likes to nibble to grief
but cause I can't mess up my clothes
my talents I can't never expose
and shit! Here comes a sticky-fingered kid
Fingers I could bite an swallow, that's not no fib
an he want to kiss me on the nose
an hold that kid n dog kissy pose
an what he's doing to my makeup
would make any dog livid
my imaginings aren't pretty, but man, is they vivid
an iffen I was wearin say, my designer track suit
a trip to the morgue would be this kid's final route.
I REALLY hope that your entire blog is one giant satire piece. You should be advocating the prosecution of those who abuse these dogs and train them to be this way. I have met PLENTY of chihuahuas who SHOULD be put down because they are vicious, but OH NO! Don't do that to a POOR HELPLESS CHIHUAHUA.
ReplyDeleteGuess what? It's in EVERY dogs nature to be aggressive. Every domestic dog is distantly related to some kind of WILD dog. IF you truly believe that ALL pit bulls are evil, please explain EXACTLY why. Were you bit? Was someone close to you hurt or possibly killed by one? If so, I'm sorry. That is very sad and unfortunate. But that does not mean that EVERY child (or adult for that matter) is in danger when they are around pit bulls.
http://www.thelazypitbull.com/2012/02/pit-bull-facts-do-you-know-truth/
http://www.petfinder.com/pet-adoption/dog-adoption/myths-and-facts-about-pit-bulls/
http://www.aspca.org/pet-care/virtual-pet-behaviorist/dog-behavior/truth-about-pit-bulls
There. I did your research for you. You do the reading now and educate yourself.
THE PROBABILITY OF BEING ATTACKED BY A PIT BULL IS ACTUALLY LOWER THAN THE REST OF THE BREEDS. Do your research before you disseminate false information. In fact, chihuahuas and other small breeds are the WORST behaved dogs.
Look, I even got you a pretty info graphic so that you don't have to do any other reading either. I'll go ahead and post this stuff on all of your posts so that your readers can also be WELL informed.
http://www.1800petmeds.com/education/pit-bull-facts-and-myths.htm
Please explain why PARIS HILTON gets to dress her poor dog up. Explain why she is legally allowed to own an animal at all.
BTW: Clowns ARE coming to get you. Just so you know.