Monday, August 12, 2013


Sharky is a Great name for a pit bull!  Sharky's owner thinks that folks would like to  purchase a Sharky mouse-pad and other merchandize.  Sharky even has his own facebook page!

This is a pit bull shark.  Just kidding, there is no such thing, this is just a silly art project.  It looks like my neighbor's pit bull.

Here's some interesting facts about pit bulls and sharks!

Surgeons often compare the wounds of pit bull attacks with those of  sharks!

According to the International Shark Attack File (ISAF), between 1580 and 2011 there were 2,463 confirmed unprovoked shark attacks around the world, of which 471 were fatal.

According to the  Merritt Clifton report, between 1982 and 2012, there have been  2,235 pit bull attacks that caused serious bodily injury, and 233 deaths.  This is the figure with out mixes and close relatives added in. That would make the domesticated canine more dangerous than a beautiful, mysterious, ancient creature who has been the top of the food chain for millions of years. 

Just like my neighborhood!  Folks, keep your cats inside, there's land sharks on the prowl!


  1. mack the knife :

    when the shark bites the scarlet billows start to spread


  3. I can't get over the plush strap-on shark fin. OMG!

  4. I REALLY hope that your entire blog is one giant satire piece. You should be advocating the prosecution of those who abuse these dogs and train them to be this way. I have met PLENTY of chihuahuas who SHOULD be put down because they are vicious, but OH NO! Don't do that to a POOR HELPLESS CHIHUAHUA.
    Guess what? It's in EVERY dogs nature to be aggressive. Every domestic dog is distantly related to some kind of WILD dog. IF you truly believe that ALL pit bulls are evil, please explain EXACTLY why. Were you bit? Was someone close to you hurt or possibly killed by one? If so, I'm sorry. That is very sad and unfortunate. But that does not mean that EVERY child (or adult for that matter) is in danger when they are around pit bulls.

    There. I did your research for you. You do the reading now and educate yourself.

    THE PROBABILITY OF BEING ATTACKED BY A PIT BULL IS ACTUALLY LOWER THAN THE REST OF THE BREEDS. Do your research before you disseminate false information. In fact, chihuahuas and other small breeds are the WORST behaved dogs.

    Look, I even got you a pretty info graphic so that you don't have to do any other reading either. I'll go ahead and post this stuff on all of your posts so that your readers can also be WELL informed.

    I found a bunch of different breeds in shark costumes. All I did was a google image search for "shark costume" and the specific breed. Guess what? At least a hundred hits every time.
    Guess we have to ban chihuahuas now!

  5. Awww, the widdle nutter thinks she can adopt the snark that obviously been pointed at her many times, toss out a few strawman arguments, throw a few propaganda links around, suggest you are accountable to her and just put you in your place! It's almost cute!

  6. Dear stella, when chihuahuas start mauling people on a daily basis...come try your tiny dog card again...who knows it might just HAPPEN! Until then I'm not holding my breath. :)