Friday, November 29, 2013

Don't Gobble Gobble and don't get Gobbled

Here is a collection of photos to copy and post on your fridge.  These disturbing images are sure to take away even a truck driver's appetite, or even Oprah's or Paula Deen's, by the power of sheer revulsion.   You may appear on Dr. Oz! 

Happy Thanksgiving, and be thankful for every day that passes that you or those you love, 
are not gobbled by pit bulls.  Bad puns are fun.

I'm thankful you didn't make a hat out of cranberry sauce., Oh so you did.....poor kitty!  

No.  You can have the onion and garlic, and here, have some sugar free gum, your breath is terrible.  (Kidding!)

Killer turkey and sweet potato pie.  I'll never touch the stuff ever again.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Sergeant Stubby's Homely Pit Art Show II

Mood Music!

 Sing Along!

It was 90 years ago today,
That a ugly little Stubby Stray,
That a Corporal stole away,
On a Ship that was bound away,
To the WWI bloody fray!
And no matter what the PBAM says...

Stubby is a Boston Terrier, so THERE!

It's Sergeant Stubby's Homely Pit Art Show,
We hope you will enjoy the Show!
It's Sergeant Stubby's Homely Pit Art Show,
Get a brown bag just in case you BLOW!
It's Sergeant Stubby's Homely
Sergeant Stubby's Homely,
Sergeant Stubby's Homely

"No matter how much washing of my history, I'm just an ugly little Boston Terrier mutt" says Sergeant Stubby.

Bow Wow to the Pit Bull or I'll give you a mauling!

Totem of Fragile Masculinity

Still life with pit bull and cigarette butts, soon the kittens will be still life too.

The Concrete's Just for the weight dear....

You touch those berries and you'll be oozing your own juice....

Miss Pibble loves children, this one is almost ripe.

As if pit bulls couldn't be ugly enough.

A pit bull guards a Fire Breathing T-Rex. 

Pit bulls with wings SOMEHOW don't get out as often, as I've never seen one. Have you?

Behold, it's the DUMP TRUCK DOG!

Oh yes, a wall of Gangsta Graffiti makes the Neighborhood more lovely!  This  hideous mural is in support of keeping a dog named WICCA, in Montreal, alive.  She is reported to have bitten two people.  The judge said, NO!  She has since taken a trip over the Rainbow Bridge.