Sunday, August 25, 2013

What happened to Mona Lisa's Smile?

Mona Lisa becomes a fur mommy!

                                                Mona Lisa adopted a Pibble,
                            She smiled, then it began to wiggle,
                         She let out a shriek, as it sunk in it's teeth,
                                 It was only just taking a nibble.


Mona Lisa after. Good news is that she is on the road to recovery. 

Let's see your inspired Limericks!

When you sit beside pibble, take care,
Now Mona Lisa looks just like Linda Blair,
Once bitten, became rabid
And now she has a habit
Of creating "Lab mixes" out of thin air....

But they're really pit bulls
You can tell, by their reptilian stare. 

Not a Limerick. 

Oh well.  Have fun!

Sunday, August 18, 2013

The Kissing Booth

                        Try your luck at the 
                       Pit Bull Kissing Booth!

According to officials with the Oakland County sheriff’s department, the 33-year-old man was visiting with the pit bull’s owner Wednesday night — in the 800 block of N. Perry  in Pontiac —  when he stuck out his tongue while face to face with the dog.

Get that blood pumping, it's thrilling to risk your own children to life time disfigurements or perhaps a fatality!

The department says that’s when the pet lashed out.

The man was taken to McLaren Hospital for treatment. Investigators said the severed portion of the man’s tongue wasn’t recovered and was likely to have been swallowed by the dog.

You never know where that kisser has been.  Hey kid, let's go for some cotton candy afterwards if you are not in a hearse, ambulance, or one of those life flight helicopters!  WEE!

It's better to just let pitty kiss other pitty.  

Get the break sticks ready to go!

Pit Bull Kisses, only 25 cents!

Cost of  loosing cheek, eye, scalp, tongue....

six figures!


Monday, August 12, 2013


Sharky is a Great name for a pit bull!  Sharky's owner thinks that folks would like to  purchase a Sharky mouse-pad and other merchandize.  Sharky even has his own facebook page!

This is a pit bull shark.  Just kidding, there is no such thing, this is just a silly art project.  It looks like my neighbor's pit bull.

Here's some interesting facts about pit bulls and sharks!

Surgeons often compare the wounds of pit bull attacks with those of  sharks!

According to the International Shark Attack File (ISAF), between 1580 and 2011 there were 2,463 confirmed unprovoked shark attacks around the world, of which 471 were fatal.

According to the  Merritt Clifton report, between 1982 and 2012, there have been  2,235 pit bull attacks that caused serious bodily injury, and 233 deaths.  This is the figure with out mixes and close relatives added in. That would make the domesticated canine more dangerous than a beautiful, mysterious, ancient creature who has been the top of the food chain for millions of years. 

Just like my neighborhood!  Folks, keep your cats inside, there's land sharks on the prowl!