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| Mona Lisa becomes a fur mommy! |
Mona Lisa adopted a Pibble,
She smiled, then it began to wiggle,
She let out a shriek, as it sunk in it's teeth,
It was only just taking a nibble.
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| Mona Lisa after. Good news is that she is on the road to recovery. Let's see your inspired Limericks! When you sit beside pibble, take care, Now Mona Lisa looks just like Linda Blair, Once bitten, became rabid And now she has a habit Of creating "Lab mixes" out of thin air.... But they're really pit bulls You can tell, by their reptilian stare. Not a Limerick. Oh well. Have fun! |
linda nutter blair is running an above ground cemetery. many of the same dogs in my blog post dated jan 2010 are still there.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck..? Someone thought to superimpose a pit bull on the Mona Lisa?
ReplyDeleteOne thing I love about this blog is that the artistic examples proffered are so weird (I'm not saying that I love the examples, but, rather, your treatment of them). They are bizarre. Over and over again, I keep assuming that you must be manipulating images for satire and affect.
But no, they come up with it on their own!
Alas, I cannot contribute a limerick. My writing is good enough but my poetry sucks.
Can't wait to read others' contributions, however!
Margo
P.S. I love the mood music. Oh god.
P.P.S. Do you get pit nutter spam in your comment, or do you deliberately delete them? You seem oddly uninfested by nutters...
ReplyDeleteMy hunch is that they see this blog and don't understand it.
Thus far, the nutters do not come to my blogs.
ReplyDeleteThese are just little things I find, sometimes looking for other things. Crazy stuff. I feel like an anthropologist, observing the nutter tribe. They are all strange, twisted clowns.
anthropologist indeed ...anthropitopologist .
ReplyDeleteoh my god , sounds like linda blair has made a pact with the devil and needs a proper exorcism . hopefully one of her dogs gets to her soon.
ReplyDeleteThe Lady with unfathomable smile
ReplyDeleteHas by contest lost, a Beauty trial
and now the winner, must modestly attend
Her pride and vanity must now amend
and present herself, La Frankenphile
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ReplyDeleteShe sits with meaty dog in her arms
ReplyDeleteher smile is sweet and filled with charm
As recipes cloud her pretty head
About What to Serve when pittie's
dead
Cause pits are useful and do no harm
When raised like Pork on family farms
Da Vinci turned his brush, they say
ReplyDeleteFrom Dogs Playing Poker to A Lady at Bay
Her lap-dog pleasure
Immortalized her leisure
Her Smile unmangled
for less than a day
A pit dog lover tired of Comix and Porn
ReplyDeleteAnd so from an Art Book a picture was torn
It made his Worlde so very Riche
to pit bull embellish an entitled Olde
Bitch
and make her Olde Worlde
less Dismal and Forlorn
Da Vinci spent much time and toil
ReplyDeleteto portray La Mona with Gargoyle
the message Delirious
and quite meritorious
but sure to cause Tourist turmoil
La Gioconda did ever protest
ReplyDeleteher irate dog to be no Pest
From Plague Bubonic
He proved a fine Tonic
His face and and his breath gave Demons no Rest
sadfalada
ReplyDeletei like your comment re porky pits on farms. fried green tomatoes shouldve had that crackers pit on a spit and served it up with its master.
Hey! Now you're making me hungry!
DeleteThe cleavage of Mona, the Pope did Offend
ReplyDeleteAnd long did He Pray and the portrait attend
will inspiration flow?
un Cane Mostruoso!
Through Trials, the Pious to Heaven, Ascend
A squat Hellish Demon young Mona did Tame
ReplyDeleteAnd heretics threatened- a most refined Game!
Her Memento Mori
was pleasingly Gory
And assured her a Mugshot of great local Fame
not sure id want to eat a shitbull . i love maltipoos and schnauzers .
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ReplyDeleteBut those CHEEKS, everyone knows CHEEK meat is the best!
ReplyDeleteSadFalada, I laughed so hard. Thank you for your clever submissions. The nutter tribe will not understand them.
I'm inspired with SadFalada, I'n not nearly as clever, but I had a good chuckle.
ReplyDeleteOnce sitting pretty in the Louvre,
Mona Lisa’s disfigured! They moved her,
To a place nearly posh,
Next to Hieronymus Boch,
If Andy Warhol was here, he’d approve.
A dog artist, his talent displayed
Things once sealed and contained become frayed!
Are they mosaics of the flesh?
That red paint seems so FRESH!
Michelangelo’s David’s afraid.
The way things go now, it is clear;
The way Vincent Van Gough lost his ear.
On a Starry Night, long ago
Mr. Vincent Van Gough
To a Pit bull, got a wee bit to near.
Love them, M.o.W. !! More, please!
ReplyDeleteThis was a very fun thing to play with--and ironic that Da Vinci thought CATS and horses to be the most perfectly formed creatures--a bulldog would only serve as an allegory of evil....maybe someday a smartass pit owner will name his creature Basilisk, in deference to it's
reptilian ffeatures!
Also. does anyone think Vitruvian Man needs the addition of a bulldog? The possibilities are endless!! Is he displaying that he is unscathed by bulldog? Is he standing in terrified surrender? Is he jumping for joy that he got a bulldog for his birthday instead of, (ugh!) underwear? Is he a frustrated judge at a bulldog show? Is he awaiting the chalk outline of the Homicide by canine Detectives? Could he be offering his outstretched arms and naughty bits as bulldog toys? Is he appealing to God for a brown paper bag to cover a bulldog's head with?
ReplyDelete.....or, is he simply limbering up for the Million Pibble March...
Oh dear, it seems it's been done.
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ReplyDeleteFound it! Vitruvian Man with Bulldog humping leg...? Very original, you can never get enough annoying imaginary sex in Renaissance parodies!
ReplyDeleteHow about Da Vinci's 5 Grotesque Heads...too obvious?
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