Stupid Pet Tricks

What could possibly go wrong? 





Is this a "service dog" in the making?

"He's actually pretty gentle when he bites him in the sleeve," Grennan says of Hulk's training sessions with his son. "He almost doesn't want to."

This is what a "pretty gentle" looking dog looks like.  

Mommy of the Year!

One of our favorite nutress advocates posted this shameful "confessional" from her cat scat eating game dawg on her classy facebook page called "I Am A Pit Bull Lover So Kiss My Ass".




She likes to post an abundance of photos with the same dog, kissing her tiny little children.  You know, this proves that pit bulls are perfectly safe around children, it's all how you raise 'em,
NANNY DOGS......All we can say is,
YUM!!!

A Kitty's Ass Kissing is exactly what you get, until you are a little more ripe my sweet!

The Littlest Lion Tamers

Until they don't......

The Kissing Booth

                        Try your luck at the 
                       Pit Bull Kissing Booth!

According to officials with the Oakland County sheriff’s department, the 33-year-old man was visiting with the pit bull’s owner Wednesday night — in the 800 block of N. Perry  in Pontiac —  when he stuck out his tongue while face to face with the dog.

Get that blood pumping, it's thrilling to risk your own children to life time disfigurements or perhaps a fatality!

The department says that’s when the pet lashed out.

The man was taken to McLaren Hospital for treatment. Investigators said the severed portion of the man’s tongue wasn’t recovered and was likely to have been swallowed by the dog.

You never know where that kisser has been.  Hey kid, let's go for some cotton candy afterwards if you are not in a hearse, ambulance, or one of those life flight helicopters!  WEE!






It's better to just let pitty kiss other pitty.  
Get the break sticks ready to go!





Pit Bull Kisses, only 25 cents!

Cost of  loosing cheek, eye, scalp, tongue....
six figures!

Life...Priceless!

Chew Toys for Pit Bulls

 We all remember when NFL superstar Michael Vick was convicted for dog fighting.  Some smart marketing genius capitalized on making chew toys for dogs, using his likeness. 

Take THAT Mr. Vick!

It seems they are not pit bull proof.   I think we need to make chew toys in the likeness of pit bulls for cats and Chihuahuas.

Pit Bulls require something a little chewier, and juicy....

 

GOOD NEWS!  Yesterday, pit bull advocacy BAD RAP, seeking to improve the maligned image of the pit bull finally admitted that despite the good intentions behind the "Nanny Dog" myth, there is no such thing.   Of course, there is quite a few advocates who claim there is no such thing as a pit bull either. In any case,  we hope other pit bull advocacy groups will follow suit.  Next to add will be "All the man biters were culled", "ATTS temperament test", the very bloody "It's all how you raise 'em", which will lead the way for the "Pit bulls make great family pets".  In the meantime, all you little old ladies who like to prune flowers and go for walks, all you letter carriers  WATCH OUT!  YOU ARE STILL CHEW TOYS!  Oh, and you pit bull owners and advocates, it seems you are too.  Six times more likely to be Chew, Chew, Chew toys!

Charming and Ironic Costumes for Pit bulls

Wanna KISS?

Knights in Satan's Service, that is...

Pit bulls were very likely the model for Gargoyles, even without wings, they are terrifying!

THUG LIFE!

The COP should be a GERMAN SHEPHERD!

Hopefully, there will never come a time 
when the costume chosen for the child is ironic....


DIABLO!

DAY OF THE DEAD PIT BULL!

Nannygator



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