Showing posts with label fragile masculinity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fragile masculinity. Show all posts

Friday, January 6, 2017

The Real Men Have Pit Bulls Calander



It's not too late to get your 2017 Calendar, the year is still young!

Mr. January



Mr. January takes a bite out of his pit bull's cheek, demonstrating that it's not only pit bulls who bite, but sometimes, Chihuahuas and crazy fur daddies. 

Mr. February



Mr. February is a Hunk a Hunk of Burning Love. 
                 His pit bull will not be upstaged.


Mr. March



Mr. March dumped his "girlfriend" because pit bulls 

make a more convincing "beard".

Mr. April
Mr. April is a real man, he smokes, hunts, and is a talented graffiti artist. Bring him home to meet your father, he will be thrilled.


Mr. May

 Mr. May also has a fancy pick up truck with a gun rack and really big tires.

Mr. June









Mr. June is quite the fur daddy, he feeds his spawn of future hell hounds with his own blood and a dose of oxycodone.  How sweet!


Mr. July

Mr. July is the Blue Bandana Bandito, here with his burly bulldog.






Mr. August



Grrrr! Mr. August  has one of those "Beware of the Owner" signs.  His pit bulls are scared too.




Mr. September

We have to warn you about Mr. September.  He spends way too much of his monthly earnings on ink and food for Monster Hog, his pibble.   Fortunately, there is little hide left unadorned, so maybe a after few thousand dollars spent, and he will have no available real estate left to illustrate.  He has however considered going into body modifications and piercings...... 

Mr. October
Mr. October is the sensitive Fuzzy Muzzy, here with his Hell Hounds. This red davenport features an array of hair samples, from multicolored straight hairs from assorted dogs, to an assortment of curly hairs from one fuzzy dude.

Mr. November


Mr. November has a new hobby, taking his therapy pibble "Jizz" to reach at risk youth to warn them about gangs and life in prison. Other pastimes include hanging out at the medical marijuana dispensary and keeping in touch with five different baby mommas.


Mr. December


Mr. December stole his mom's apron, it fit Pibble perfectly!
Santa sure puts up with a lot!



This is why we worry.....

Monday, July 27, 2015

Circle bite

Weird Pit Nutter  news.  We are not making this up.

Pit bull bites child; pit bull’s owner bites child’s mother, police say
Errick Williamson (Rock Hill Police Dept.)
Errick Williamson (Rock Hill Police Dept.)



ROCK HILL, S.C. - The owner of a pit bull that bit a child faces charges after he allegedly bit the mother of the victim.
The incident happened in Rock Hill, South Carolina early Monday morning.

Officers say 26-year-old Errick Williamson, who opposes BSL and advocates for pit bulls,  was with Katie Hefner and Hefner's son when Williamson's pit bull bit the boy. Hefner told officers she chased after Williamson who had left on foot with the dog.



This talented pit bull with the snappy collar  can jump through windows as well.


When Hefner caught up to Williamson in a nearby park, Williamson allegedly turned the dog loose in her direction. When Hefner tried to gain control of the dog by taking hold of its leash, Williamson allegedly bit her on the arm.

When officers arrived, Williamson admitted that the dog did bite the child. He also told police that he bit Hefner after she tried to take control of the animal.

Williamson faces assault charges and marijuana possession charges.

The condition of the boy is unknown.

It could be, that this young man has been taking some Ultimate Bully Supplements.




Doesn't seem to be working.