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Friday, January 6, 2017

The Real Men Have Pit Bulls Calander



It's not too late to get your 2017 Calendar, the year is still young!

Mr. January



Mr. January takes a bite out of his pit bull's cheek, demonstrating that it's not only pit bulls who bite, but sometimes, Chihuahuas and crazy fur daddies. 

Mr. February



Mr. February is a Hunk a Hunk of Burning Love. 
                 His pit bull will not be upstaged.


Mr. March



Mr. March dumped his "girlfriend" because pit bulls 

make a more convincing "beard".

Mr. April
Mr. April is a real man, he smokes, hunts, and is a talented graffiti artist. Bring him home to meet your father, he will be thrilled.


Mr. May

 Mr. May also has a fancy pick up truck with a gun rack and really big tires.

Mr. June









Mr. June is quite the fur daddy, he feeds his spawn of future hell hounds with his own blood and a dose of oxycodone.  How sweet!


Mr. July

Mr. July is the Blue Bandana Bandito, here with his burly bulldog.






Mr. August



Grrrr! Mr. August  has one of those "Beware of the Owner" signs.  His pit bulls are scared too.




Mr. September

We have to warn you about Mr. September.  He spends way too much of his monthly earnings on ink and food for Monster Hog, his pibble.   Fortunately, there is little hide left unadorned, so maybe a after few thousand dollars spent, and he will have no available real estate left to illustrate.  He has however considered going into body modifications and piercings...... 

Mr. October
Mr. October is the sensitive Fuzzy Muzzy, here with his Hell Hounds. This red davenport features an array of hair samples, from multicolored straight hairs from assorted dogs, to an assortment of curly hairs from one fuzzy dude.

Mr. November


Mr. November has a new hobby, taking his therapy pibble "Jizz" to reach at risk youth to warn them about gangs and life in prison. Other pastimes include hanging out at the medical marijuana dispensary and keeping in touch with five different baby mommas.


Mr. December


Mr. December stole his mom's apron, it fit Pibble perfectly!
Santa sure puts up with a lot!



This is why we worry.....

Saturday, February 27, 2016

The Nutter Down Under

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It's time to regulate who can own these poor misunderstood fighting dogs.



Thursday, February 11, 2016

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

The Wrecking Ball






The year ends with a BANG for the pit bull advocacy.
  Look who speaks up for the poor maligned pibbles....








The famous twerk tweeted that those poor pit bulls are killed because people are "racist".  I think that argument shows she is just a silly twerk jerk.  She may be actually insane.  She's in luck, because some one behind a FAKE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SCAM tweeted back a FREEBEE (it would cost us mere mortals a little cash) so she can be declared unofficially nuts so she too can take her dogs, including her pit bull with her everywhere she goes.    Take a look...what would you check...fear of flying (Not YOU!), anxiety (PULEEEZE!), how about....PERSONALITY DISORDERS!  Kid, you are the poster child for that! 
Poor dog, indeed.

Pit bulls and Miley go together like Peas and Carrots, we couldn't think of a type of dog more worthy of her endorsement and support.  Good luck Pibbles.  We are rooting to regulate you so you don't have to deal so much with the clowns, but alas...


More ways the world is being wrecked by Miley and Pibbles.

















 


















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Sorry Miley,  it's over population not "Haters", 
or due to "doggie racism". 
The anti-BSL crowd fights against those
                               mandatory spay and neuter policies.

























Dear Miley, should you happen to have an unfortunate event with your gripper, we will be here for you.  Cover your ass, just in case. 

Love, the "Haters"