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Rhythmic Gymnastics, I train with great passionAnd synchronized swimming, the 1910 fashionAnd a lariat cowgirl correcting her horseWith no hesitation but plenty of forceAnd a skip and a hop in my girlish gameWith nothing to lose and no hormones to tameI twirl In my beauty cross a fantasy fieldI yodel and yelp, I won't be concealedI hear in my head the roaring acclaimThat I am an ambulatory sort of dame Over fallen bodies I'll hop ever most brisklyDon't care if you're old, don't care if I'm gristlyThe virginal snow will soon be quite trampledBut my womanly charm shall never be sampledI'll fend off all comers, they never shall Come AndOf Bellevue I I've been a frequent alumBut now I grow tired of extravagant displayMy pit bull demands I must now disarrayMy costume and leathers, I'm done for todayI've brought us both honor, I want my rewardA slavering pitbull makes me feel quite adoredI find it unpleasant to be f****ing ignored
Thank you, it's brilliant and adorable!
Holy crap! I hope she was charged with assault!