Rhythmic Gymnastics, I train with great passion And synchronized swimming, the 1910 fashion And a lariat cowgirl correcting her horse With no hesitation but plenty of force And a skip and a hop in my girlish game With nothing to lose and no hormones to tame I twirl In my beauty cross a fantasy field I yodel and yelp, I won't be concealed I hear in my head the roaring acclaim That I am an ambulatory sort of dame Over fallen bodies I'll hop ever most briskly Don't care if you're old, don't care if I'm gristly The virginal snow will soon be quite trampled But my womanly charm shall never be sampled I'll fend off all comers, they never shall Come AndOf Bellevue I I've been a frequent alum But now I grow tired of extravagant display My pit bull demands I must now disarray My costume and leathers, I'm done for today I've brought us both honor, I want my reward A slavering pitbull makes me feel quite adored I find it unpleasant to be f****ing ignored
Rhythmic Gymnastics, I train with great passion
ReplyDeleteAnd synchronized swimming, the 1910 fashion
And a lariat cowgirl correcting her horse
With no hesitation but plenty of force
And a skip and a hop in my girlish game
With nothing to lose and no hormones to tame
I twirl In my beauty cross a fantasy field
I yodel and yelp, I won't be concealed
I hear in my head the roaring acclaim
That I am an ambulatory sort of dame
Over fallen bodies I'll hop ever most briskly
Don't care if you're old, don't care if I'm gristly
The virginal snow will soon be quite trampled
But my womanly charm shall never be sampled
I'll fend off all comers, they never shall Come
AndOf Bellevue I I've been a frequent alum
But now I grow tired of extravagant display
My pit bull demands I must now disarray
My costume and leathers, I'm done for today
I've brought us both honor, I want my reward
A slavering pitbull makes me feel quite adored
I find it unpleasant to be f****ing ignored
Thank you, it's brilliant and adorable!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! I hope she was charged with assault!
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