Nutter Meme Makeover!

Who doesn't  enjoy transformations and makeovers!  Now let's make over some of the most oft shared pit bull propaganda memes.  It was felt that the "before" pic was not needed, because the following six memes have been around quite some time now, and it's time they received a dose of TRUTH. 

  The coconut meme still persists despite many scholarly derailments.  You would think that nutters would THINK....when's the last time you even saw a coconut tree in your neighborhood? 

The crazy coconut meme inspired a poem. 

This is the favorite shared by the college educated vegan rescue angel.  What the dear well meaning darlings do not seem to understand, it would really help  pit bulls if we could regulate who could own them. 

 Mr. President put out his finger in the wind one day when Cesar Milan showed up at his door step.  I think a crowd of victims need to do the same.

I suspect there are a good many people who don't even know what BSL is, and it would be fair to explain why there is a pit bull pissing on the letters BSL...

This is such a classy advocacy!

Political correctness works, this is why pit bull advocates grip and hold, and don't let go. 

I've seen this one shared in the news media, on the Huffington Post and even on the wall of my local shelter, it looks so scientific.  The original doesn't explain what the American Temperament Society is testing for.  Pit bull advocates can also not make the claim "it's all how you raise em", if they are going to share this erroneous information, because it contains a list of popular breeds that collectively score lower on this test for Schutzhund prospects than do pit bulls (which do not exist and no one can tell what one looks like), but collectively and all added up together for the last twenty years, kill and maim less.   Yeah, these other breeds score lower on the American Temperament Society Test because weirdos and guns scare them, but isn't it all how you raise 'em?  


If you have ideas for nutter meme make overs, let us know.  We adore sprucing things up with truth and explanations!

Pit Bulls are in the Funny Papers Again!

  As The Huffington Post prepares their week long parade of pro-pit bull propaganda puff pieces, a writer from the Canadian newspaper, The Provence, dares to shed some light on some dangerous and bloody myths. 

Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White

WARNING:  These photos are graphic. 
If you are sensitive, do not proceed.

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While the Huffington Post is creating the next counter "Pitty Puff Piece" photo essay to prove that pit bulls are not dangerous because they can be captured in a moment of time donning accessories, or propped up by a tender, succulent human child, the Pit Nutter Circus has been collecting some heart warming images of Pitty, post maul, posing for their own "Cherry Blossom and Apple White" portrait....Pittys painted with blood. 

How many of you find that offensive?  Well, We find pittys propped with children offensive.  We find Kissing Booths offensive.  We find pittys in tutus offensive.  We find lying about what pit bulls are and do offensive.  We find telling victims to essentially GET OVER IT, HERE'S A CUTE PIBBLE WITH FLOWERS ON ITS UGLY DUMPTRUCK HEAD OFFENSIVE!

 As an antithesis to all of the puff pieces, here is a collection of photos, capturing a pit bull, in a moment of time.  The victims of these dogs, will continue to endure many more moments of their own, likely a case of PTSD as they heal.  There isn't a pile of tutus that will take that moment away.  



This cute pibblely wibble sent two women to the hospital and then was sent on a trip across the Rainbow Bridge.

  This sensitive pit bull named Sheba killed a friend who shared the household with his owner, who just didn't understand that this man was trying to help his owner.  His owner died too. Sheba is currently being rehabilitated and may one day be put up for adoption.  Douglas Anthony Cooper, have we got a dog for you!

This was one of the two dogs that had been let out to go to the bathroom.  The gate was somehow left open.  Screams ensued. 
Neighbors watched in horror as the dogs mauled a man walking along 12th Street East. (Palmdale, CA)
“They had him like a rag doll. His skin was hanging you could see a little bit of his rib.”

How many more Tutus are needed to wash that one away?

This adorable pibble is wearing cherry pink on his apple blossom white, the blood of two dogs that were fortunate to survive his attack upon them.

This pit bull is a blush, wearing the blood of his owner.  You know, pit bulls are so willing to please, they are the MOST loyal dog.  It's all how you raise 'em.....




No, this is not a nature photo of a wild predator shot by some wildlife photographer from National Geographic.  This is a domestic pet.  The lush grass in the background is almost bucolic, but it was likely taken in some suburbian park.  Was it amaranth or cochineal,  or did this pooch get into a pack of dental plaque disclosing tablets?  Or was poodle, was it a herd of goats, was it a little old lady tending flowers who supplied the source of that scarlet dye?  This one just cries for a crown of flowers to be placed upon its head, and surely the image will convince people that pit bulls are perfectly safe to keep as pets, Red Roses.





This is not rose colored glass.  This pit bull, named Prince, is happily waiting for its owner....wait a minute...he just mauled his owner.  He's a real prince.  She survived and even got a ride in a Helicopter.  Plucky widdle confused pibble, but it's all how you raise 'em. 

Like Oh My Gawd, Totally Looks Like...

The Huffington Post dilly dallied about, not quite knowing what to do with this news story, 'till they finally got brave and posted it four days after it became old news.   Of course, at the end they had to put out a Huffington style disclaimer, because that may give pit bulls a bad name.  They told a lie. 

"While pit bulls can obviously be vicious, and are frequently portrayed as such in the media, research has provided evidence  (Huffington Post Pibble Puff Piece Link, surprise surprise!) to suggest they are not inherently dangerous. They are one of the most tolerant dogs in existence, according to the American Temperament Test Society." 

Cough, Cough, there goes that American Temperament Test Society myth again.  I wonder how many pit bulls even took and passed that test for protection sports this year, verses how many mauled and killed, like Fat Boi did. How many were turned into the pound for aggression by their owners, or shot by the police? 

They also forgot to include it in the correct section, so we thought we should present the image selected by the Huffington Post Editors with their usual banner.  Dum Dum Dum Dum (Trumpet fanfare and rolling tympani)...

The Summer of Pibble Love-Hippy Makeovers Galore!

The Summer of 2014 seems to be a battle between media outlets between who can woo the most pit bull fans with the glossiest and glowing fluff pieces about that poor maligned breed of dog,
the pibbly-wibbly poo.

Just as Huffington Post ended a week long series, and pibbly-wibbly poo added a fatality or two and scores of serious maimings of people and pets, the Irish Mirror jumped on the rehabilitation bandwagon with this series of "Hippy makeovers". 

Pit Nutter Circus was inspired in turn, to give an image makeover to some of the most despised serial killers in history.  Is it possible, they were just misunderstood?  Their mommies loved them surely!
 

Bloody Groovy Baby!

Neither serial killerypoos Aileen Wuornos nor Jeff Dahmer were stoned, but both did receive the death penalty for their crimes.

Had Kim Jong Ilipoo a bong, he may have not been so angry and "ronley".  He was just so cute and cuddly!

Adolfy Poo and Pibbly Wibbly Poo sing folk songs for you!  Both Guitars and Pibbles kill Fascists.

Had Joey Stalin been  around today, why we could have neutered him and filed his teeth down and dressed him up like a hippfied Mickey,  and he and millions could have lived in peace.

Click here and read about Mickey's live web cam!
Isn't he an adorable Pitty?

Osamapoo  and Pibbles wish you Peace to Pieces.

Pass the Popcorn!

Every year, just when it's blazing hot outside and most of us would yearn to take a trip to the beach to cool off, the Discovery Channel plays a week of documentaries and specials about sharks.  It's become a beloved annual event worthy of popcorn, learning about these fascinating creatures that inspire fear or at least respect. 

Mark your calendars, Discovery Channel's Shark Week starts next week! 

Perhaps inspired, or perhaps feeding an insatiable appetite of people who need to be reassured and feel good about owning and advocating for pit bulls, Huffington Post has launched its own Landshark Week!  There's bound to be copious amounts of back patting. 

More people have been killed this year by land sharks 

than by real sharks.

It may be safer to go to the beach.  Watch out for the loose pit bulls.

Is that what it is?  Hearts seeking veins. May yours stay intact!