The Summer of Pibble Love-Hippy Makeovers Galore!

The Summer of 2014 seems to be a battle between media outlets between who can woo the most pit bull fans with the glossiest and glowing fluff pieces about that poor maligned breed of dog,
the pibbly-wibbly poo.

Just as Huffington Post ended a week long series, and pibbly-wibbly poo added a fatality or two and scores of serious maimings of people and pets, the Irish Mirror jumped on the rehabilitation bandwagon with this series of "Hippy makeovers". 

Pit Nutter Circus was inspired in turn, to give an image makeover to some of the most despised serial killers in history.  Is it possible, they were just misunderstood?  Their mommies loved them surely!
 

Bloody Groovy Baby!

Neither serial killerypoos Aileen Wuornos nor Jeff Dahmer were stoned, but both did receive the death penalty for their crimes.

Had Kim Jong Ilipoo a bong, he may have not been so angry and "ronley".  He was just so cute and cuddly!

Adolfy Poo and Pibbly Wibbly Poo sing folk songs for you!  Both Guitars and Pibbles kill Fascists.

Had Joey Stalin been  around today, why we could have neutered him and filed his teeth down and dressed him up like a hippfied Mickey,  and he and millions could have lived in peace.

Click here and read about Mickey's live web cam!
Isn't he an adorable Pitty?

Osamapoo  and Pibbles wish you Peace to Pieces.

Der goes da Gansta Rap Shoot!

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Pass the Popcorn!

Every year, just when it's blazing hot outside and most of us would yearn to take a trip to the beach to cool off, the Discovery Channel plays a week of documentaries and specials about sharks.  It's become a beloved annual event worthy of popcorn, learning about these fascinating creatures that inspire fear or at least respect. 

Mark your calendars, Discovery Channel's Shark Week starts next week! 

Perhaps inspired, or perhaps feeding an insatiable appetite of people who need to be reassured and feel good about owning and advocating for pit bulls, Huffington Post has launched its own Landshark Week!  There's bound to be copious amounts of back patting. 

More people have been killed this year by land sharks 

than by real sharks.

It may be safer to go to the beach.  Watch out for the loose pit bulls.

Is that what it is?  Hearts seeking veins. May yours stay intact!

Little Sure Shot!

Click here and enjoy this little video, ARE YOU A  PIT BULL FANATIC?  Thanks Barbara Kay of the National Post for being a brave sharp shooter, and for telling it like it is!  She rocks the pinch collar, but she won't be contained!  Brava!

A Pit Bull ate the Easter Bunny

   

                     Tasted just like chicken.

And NOW....A Word from our Sponsers!

 Pit Bulls have been very busy in our still somewhat  new year of 2014.  Just a few years ago, their rate of fatal killings was roughly two a month, but this year, there has been a pit bull related fatality every five days! 

Of course, there are industries who benefit from pit bull mayhem, with increased sales of their products and services.

Today, the PIT NUTTER CIRCUS is brought to you by the manufacturers of BARRICADE TAPE and other crime scene products. Those shining bright yellow ribbons of save us from witnessing bloodied sidewalks, body bags, and maybe viewing a dead pit bull or two stilled by a bullet or two or three or five.  It saves us from nightmares and a plead to our doctor for a prescription of Xanex.

When accompanied by a swarm buzzing with looky-loo curiosity, the flashing red and blue sirens of police cars, fire trucks and the ambulance, and the determined hustle and bustle of the emergency team, the neighborhood becomes like one of those environmental art installations by Christo and Jean-Claude.  Unfortunately, for some people, it's a far cry from a "temporary art installation".  Dare it be suggested, it turns the quiet neighborhood, into a PIT NUTTER CIRCUS. 

Did you know, that it costs $14.50 a roll for that bright yellow DO NOT CROSS tape?  Of course, larger cities with a real pit bull blight should purchase it by the case load, it's only $80.00.   Detroit should have a few cases donated from Animal Farm. The states of Texas, Arizona and California could use your help.  Perhaps someone can write a letter, or start one of those Causes pages,  times are hard and those pit bulls are very, very busy. 

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

The opinion piece from which this was taken.  A must read.  The comments are great.