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Damn. Who would have thought that Justice Mule would be manning the pearly gates.
"Cerberus had the day off."or, "Cerberus retired. We're auditioning to fill the position."http://www.theoi.com/Ther/KuonKerberos.html
Do I have any human stuck in my teeth?
this one! i vote for this one! waaay better than mine!
Saint Peter sure was a nice little crunchy snack. I wonder if we can find St. Nick, I'm still hungry!
you guys inspired more from me.Dude, you have poodle breath. Here's a tic tac. orDo you still have your nanny dog costume? It works like charm on these naive do-gooders.or I'll distract him while you scale the fence. Then you can let me in.
Hey...Smoochella... this place seem kinda deserted to you?orLemme guess. Too much wiggle-butting? Did you try to lick someone to death for real? You gonna be easy meat in here!orThis is the fanciest damn crate ever!orNo sweat getting in here. bro--we got the looks AND the moves! An we can take em down without no Roofies!orI was already in heaven when I got my first pink tutu!orI hope this joint has a good exercise yard
SadFalada RAWKED it
Fanciest Damn Crate ever, he he he he!
We're gonna have to crate and rotate.
Hey Cuz, there ain't no way you is a pitbull--try the Boxer or Great Dane gates instead!orI'm real excited! I'm gonna get everyone's costumes together an we can put on a show! We can do Uncle Tom's Cabin! Or Annie! Or CATS!!orI was kinda hopin' I'd come back as a Chihuahua or a Dachshund or a Poodle...just wanna be rewarded with lots an lots an lots of BITING...orWatcha wanna bet the rape-racks in this motel is extra comfy? And private!!