Hey...Smoochella... this place seem kinda deserted to you? or Lemme guess. Too much wiggle-butting? Did you try to lick someone to death for real? You gonna be easy meat in here! or This is the fanciest damn crate ever! or No sweat getting in here. bro--we got the looks AND the moves! An we can take em down without no Roofies! or I was already in heaven when I got my first pink tutu! or I hope this joint has a good exercise yard
Hey Cuz, there ain't no way you is a pitbull--try the Boxer or Great Dane gates instead! or I'm real excited! I'm gonna get everyone's costumes together an we can put on a show! We can do Uncle Tom's Cabin! Or Annie! Or CATS!! or I was kinda hopin' I'd come back as a Chihuahua or a Dachshund or a Poodle...just wanna be rewarded with lots an lots an lots of BITING... or Watcha wanna bet the rape-racks in this motel is extra comfy? And private!!
Damn. Who would have thought that Justice Mule would be manning the pearly gates.
ReplyDelete"Cerberus had the day off."
ReplyDeleteor, "Cerberus retired. We're auditioning to fill the position."
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Do I have any human stuck in my teeth?
ReplyDeletethis one! i vote for this one! waaay better than mine!
DeleteSaint Peter sure was a nice little crunchy snack. I wonder if we can find St. Nick, I'm still hungry!
ReplyDeleteyou guys inspired more from me.
ReplyDeleteDude, you have poodle breath. Here's a tic tac.
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Do you still have your nanny dog costume? It works like charm on these naive do-gooders.
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I'll distract him while you scale the fence. Then you can let me in.
Hey...Smoochella... this place seem kinda deserted to you?
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Lemme guess. Too much wiggle-butting? Did you try to lick someone to death for real? You gonna be easy meat in here!
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This is the fanciest damn crate ever!
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No sweat getting in here. bro--we got the looks AND the moves! An we can take em down without no Roofies!
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I was already in heaven when I got my first pink tutu!
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I hope this joint has a good exercise yard
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ReplyDeleteFanciest Damn Crate ever, he he he he!
ReplyDeleteWe're gonna have to crate and rotate.
ReplyDeleteHey Cuz, there ain't no way you is a pitbull--try the Boxer or Great Dane gates instead!
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I'm real excited! I'm gonna get everyone's costumes together an we can put on a show! We
can do Uncle Tom's Cabin! Or Annie! Or CATS!!
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I was kinda hopin' I'd come back as a Chihuahua or a Dachshund or a Poodle...just wanna be rewarded with lots an lots an lots of BITING...
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Watcha wanna bet the rape-racks in this motel is extra comfy? And private!!