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Monday, July 15, 2013

Caption Contest

The official contest is closed, results unknown.  Why don't we have fun!  Submit your captions!

11 comments:

  1. Damn. Who would have thought that Justice Mule would be manning the pearly gates.

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  2. "Cerberus had the day off."

    or, "Cerberus retired. We're auditioning to fill the position."

    http://www.theoi.com/Ther/KuonKerberos.html

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  3. Do I have any human stuck in my teeth?

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    1. this one! i vote for this one! waaay better than mine!

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  4. Saint Peter sure was a nice little crunchy snack. I wonder if we can find St. Nick, I'm still hungry!

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  5. you guys inspired more from me.


    Dude, you have poodle breath. Here's a tic tac.

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    Do you still have your nanny dog costume? It works like charm on these naive do-gooders.

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    I'll distract him while you scale the fence. Then you can let me in.

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  6. Hey...Smoochella... this place seem kinda deserted to you?
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    Lemme guess. Too much wiggle-butting? Did you try to lick someone to death for real? You gonna be easy meat in here!
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    This is the fanciest damn crate ever!
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    No sweat getting in here. bro--we got the looks AND the moves! An we can take em down without no Roofies!
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    I was already in heaven when I got my first pink tutu!
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    I hope this joint has a good exercise yard

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  7. Fanciest Damn Crate ever, he he he he!

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  8. We're gonna have to crate and rotate.

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  9. Hey Cuz, there ain't no way you is a pitbull--try the Boxer or Great Dane gates instead!
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    I'm real excited! I'm gonna get everyone's costumes together an we can put on a show! We
    can do Uncle Tom's Cabin! Or Annie! Or CATS!!
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    I was kinda hopin' I'd come back as a Chihuahua or a Dachshund or a Poodle...just wanna be rewarded with lots an lots an lots of BITING...
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    Watcha wanna bet the rape-racks in this motel is extra comfy? And private!!

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