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Sunday, January 24, 2016

Revenge of the Stick Figures

A facebook time waster spoofing stick figures and good old fashioned Dick and Jane Primary Reader prose went viral, and it was no time until the pit bull advocates created their own little meme to share. 



Of course,  Spike doesn't support B.S.L., he doesn't even think about it one way or another.  He's a dog in this sense.  B.S.L. isn't about the way he looks, it's about the proclivity towards bloody mayhem.   It recalls this old stick figure bumper sticker....



We at the circus wish that pit bull advocates and owners could figure it out.   In the meantime, we've come up with our own spoofs of the spoof, heavy on the hints.   All three are based on true stories,  that have happened countless times. 














Thursday, January 7, 2016

Strange News of the Day!



DETROIT --
The Detroit Animal Control shelter, the Detroit Dog Rescue stumbled onto something rarely seen: a hermaphrodite dog,
reports CBS Detroit.
Cody, a smoky gray pit bull mix with soulful eyes, has both male and female genitalia.
"You can actually see the vulva and the formation of what are really small testicles," said Kristina Rinaldi, executive director of the DDR, to CBS Denver.
Cody will be both spayed and neutered by a reproductive specialist at Michigan State University.   And just how much will that cost,we ponder here at the circus.

"It is very, very rare," Rinaldi said. "I haven't seen it in my rescue career."

Rinaldi was unaware of any statistics on the occurrence of hermaphrodite dogs, but the condition is extraordinarily rare in dogs, especially a cross bred dog. Treatment is usually neutering, to avoid complications like prostate cancer, reports CBS Detroit.
Cody is ailing from distemper and malnutrition.

"Very sweet, very loving, just extremely underweight and showing signs of distemper," Rinaldi said about Cody.

It's unknown where Detroit Animal Control collected Cody or if anyone was previously aware of his or her condition, reports CBS Detroit. DDR wants to get Cody healthy, have the neutering procedures, and find her or him a forever home.  We don't think the dog cares if you refer to it as a him or a her, but if you want to not hurt the feelings of transgender people, you may want to consult them so that you will use the proper pronoun which they prefer to be addressed.  It's hard to keep up with all of the politically correct lingo, but the pit bull advocacy should be leaders in this realm.

They're also considering turning Cody into a kind of therapy dog for transgender young people. 

"We also may want to use Cody to talk to teens who maybe are going through the same things, we want to reach out to Affirmations in Ferndale and maybe we can use Cody as an example that there's nothing wrong with you, it's not strange, it happens to the best animals and the best people ... Maybe Cody can help some other people deal with some feelings they may be dealing with," Rinaldi said.


Yes, what transgender people want to hear is that they should be spayed and neutered and turned into some kind of asexual eunuch.  Good luck with this message.