Valentine's Greetings from the Gripper

Double your pleasure or double your fear
Two clowns and a widdle pibbly-wibbly stand near.

How to unload your Valentine,
ugly sweater, senseless poetry,
and an ugly pit bull in the corner.  

                       At least this gripping dog tells the truth. 

 Sunbonnet Sue very nearly lost her bloomers,
much to the dismay of her little gentlemen pals.

                           Not to worry, she got her revenge.

Oh so creepy, can you count the ways?

Here's a Creepy Pit Bull Poem just for Valentine's Day! 
My Bloody Valentine

Speaking of Creepy, look what the minions for Mickey

have sent to our favorite Pibble!

Taken from the SAVE MICKEY page on facebook.
We dare you to go, you will loose your lunch,
Kind of a handy way to get rid of all the extra calories you
will consume on Valentine's Day.

Candy Kisses?  Mickey likes treats made from
certified non-GMO, organic toddler.




But according to all of my Korean friends,
he would taste just like Chicken. 



Yes, give him the whole box of Chocolates.  
Give him a dozen boxes.
You know what,
Pit bulls are just like a box of chocolates,
You never know what you're going to get. 
Or deep inside, you do. 
It's very likely kind of like a Chocolate covered Cherry.

This reminds us just of
THIS!

Oh, and here's an ode to Mickey.  Enjoy!