Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Don't be bringing your pibbles with giblets around this here Grannie!

It's weird enough to be a true story, but it's just the funnies! Had this been a true case, Grannie would have been actually be compliant with the mandatory spay and neuter policy for pit bulls in MADISON, West Virginia –

                    Background Music for you to enjoy!

Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused.
“Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”

Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the garden hose as a breathing apparatus.

Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.

Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.”

The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.

From Satire News site,

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Mommy of the Year!

One of our favorite nutress advocates posted this shameful "confessional" from her cat scat eating game dawg on her classy facebook page called "I Am A Pit Bull Lover So Kiss My Ass".

She likes to post an abundance of photos with the same dog, kissing her tiny little children.  You know, this proves that pit bulls are perfectly safe around children, it's all how you raise 'em,
NANNY DOGS......All we can say is,

A Kitty's Ass Kissing is exactly what you get, until you are a little more ripe my sweet!

Saturday, May 2, 2015

This T-Shirt is Going To Make those Fur Mommies FUME!

                        Fed Ex delivery folks are getting Fed UP! 

So far, the Fed Ex facebook page does not have any sentiments of disgust from the pit bull advocacy.   Do we have any bets on how long it will take before there is a PIBBLE LOVERS FED UP WITH FED EX, and the apologetic statement from FED EX that they didn't mean to hurt the image of pit bulls.   There will not be any apologies for incidents like this, however, from the pit bull apologia.

My Pit Bull just scratched the Fed Ex Guy....

Pit Bull Attacks Fed Ex Driver

Pack of Pit Bulls Attack Fed Ex Worker

Fed Ex Worker nearly killed by pit bulls in Denver, where they are banned.