It's weird enough to be a true story, but it's just the funnies! Had this been a true case, Grannie would have been actually be compliant with the mandatory spay and neuter policy for pit bulls in MADISON, West Virginia –
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Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county
resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she
“Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front
yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild
Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old
Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide
(it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of
garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the
garden hose as a breathing apparatus.
Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.
Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.”
The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full
recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.
From Satire News site, Stuppid.com.