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| Is that why I don't like them? |
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| That may not be legal in most states..... |
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| Some men may appreciate the warning..... |
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| This is also known as Best Friends Animal Sanctuary! |
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| As if pit bulls were not scary enough..... |
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| Yes, indeed. Blame the other end of the leash. B.S.L. NOW! |
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| No, he may be in heaven instead..... |
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| That's so funny! Stop the Racism! |
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| Just ask a pit bull victim! |
oh meals, you are so hateful and cynical. timmy could have ended up in the burn unit. but seriously, great collection.
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Deleteor maybe he could have ended up on the wrong side of the tracks with a fatal blood disease from shooting heroin .
Deleteha ha , so hilarious how stupid peoples lives can go so wrong .eh dawn?
DeleteCharming, aren't they?
ReplyDeleteGood stuff! How about Shitbulls.. its never there fault!
ReplyDeleteWhat does the reference to "stick figure families" mean? Anybody?
ReplyDelete....and, again, this collection confirms my opinion of these really stellar people.
Delightful responses though! Proud to be on this side of the tracks!
Could someone issue a sticker with a pit bull silhouette marked like a USDA meat-cuts chart?
"My Poodle Eats Only The Special Cuts"
Oh...or is the break stick considered a "family member"? Such a rich and complex culture to explore!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT - Love the retorts! Perfect! They really are psychos.
ReplyDeleteSadFalada, its a "thing" to buy individual little stick figure decals of a mommy, daddy, children, cat, dog to put on the back window of your car. You buy the ones that match your family so the person stopped at a light behind you can see. But don't ask me why.
http://www.google.com/search?q=family+car+decals&client=safari&sa=X&rls=en&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ei=phkzUpWNMKbM2QWPj4D4Bw&ved=0CGAQsAQ&biw=1057&bih=727&dpr=1
Oh, I see...it's the baby-on-board genre! Thanks! (When will Falling Rock Ahead get a bumper sticker?)
ReplyDeleteHi Meals!
ReplyDeleteI found another pit bull & pinups calender for you to have a gander at:
http://www.dogster.com/the-scoop/pinups-pitbulls-calendar
I REALLY hope that your entire blog is one giant satire piece. You should be advocating the prosecution of those who abuse these dogs and train them to be this way. I have met PLENTY of chihuahuas who SHOULD be put down because they are vicious, but OH NO! Don't do that to a POOR HELPLESS CHIHUAHUA.
ReplyDeleteGuess what? It's in EVERY dogs nature to be aggressive. Every domestic dog is distantly related to some kind of WILD dog. IF you truly believe that ALL pit bulls are evil, please explain EXACTLY why. Were you bit? Was someone close to you hurt or possibly killed by one? If so, I'm sorry. That is very sad and unfortunate. But that does not mean that EVERY child (or adult for that matter) is in danger when they are around pit bulls.
http://www.thelazypitbull.com/2012/02/pit-bull-facts-do-you-know-truth/
http://www.petfinder.com/pet-adoption/dog-adoption/myths-and-facts-about-pit-bulls/
http://www.aspca.org/pet-care/virtual-pet-behaviorist/dog-behavior/truth-about-pit-bulls
There. I did your research for you. You do the reading now and educate yourself.
THE PROBABILITY OF BEING ATTACKED BY A PIT BULL IS ACTUALLY LOWER THAN THE REST OF THE BREEDS. Do your research before you disseminate false information. In fact, chihuahuas and other small breeds are the WORST behaved dogs.
Look, I even got you a pretty info graphic so that you don't have to do any other reading either. I'll go ahead and post this stuff on all of your posts so that your readers can also be WELL informed.
http://www.1800petmeds.com/education/pit-bull-facts-and-myths.htm
Timmy ended up being a crack addict because Lassie was too busy being bred for the dog show for him to have an actual childhood with her. THEN he was mauled by a pitbull because he broke into someones house trying to steal money for more crack. That person was too smart to waste money on a "show dog."