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We at Pit Nutter Circus are winded keeping up with the latest trends in the  Pit Bull Advocacy.  If there is something in full flame at any moment....the hottest meme, any political situation that can be adapted for the purpose of promoting maulers as family pets, you have better believe that the politically and business savvy  pit bull advocates are on it!    Sure enough, hot off the press, a pit bull coloring book for adults.   Perhaps someone will send one to Miley Cyrus, so she won't doodle on her pibble. 

We too, are inspired to follow suit with our own offering, which is downloadable, and free.  In most cases, one red crayon will suffice to embellish these illustrations.

The Official Real Pitty Coloring Book

Imagine this sweet Nanny Dog decked out with
Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White regalia.

Those lucky enough to survive Pibble may not remember their fun trip in a life flight helicopter.

Pit Bull Memories, the ear was saved!

Last encounter with a Pibble.

Consolations to those who can no longer enjoy coloring books.

The Wrecking Ball

In the news again,
this time for drawing on her Pibble. 

The year ends with a BANG for the pit bull advocacy.

  Look who speaks up for the poor maligned pibbles....

The famous twerk tweeted that those poor pit bulls are killed because people are "racist".  I think that argument shows she is just a silly twerk jerk.  She may be actually insane.  She's in luck, because some one behind a FAKE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SCAM tweeted back a FREEBEE (it would cost us mere mortals a little cash) so she can be declared unofficially nuts so she too can take her dogs, including her pit bull with her everywhere she goes.    Take a look...what would you check...fear of flying (Not YOU!), anxiety (PULEEEZE!), how about....PERSONALITY DISORDERS!  Kid, you are the poster child for that! 

Poor dog, indeed.

Pit bulls and Miley go together like Peas and Carrots, we couldn't think of a type of dog more worthy of her endorsement and support.  Good luck Pibbles.  We are rooting to regulate you so you don't have to deal so much with the clowns, but alas...

More ways the world is being wrecked by Miley and Pibbles.

 

 

 

 

 

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Sorry Miley,  it's over population not "Haters", 

or due to "doggie racism". 
The anti-BSL crowd fights against those

                               mandatory spay and neuter policies.

 

Dear Miley, should you happen to have an unfortunate event with your gripper, we will be here for you.  Cover your ass, just in case. 

Love, the "Haters"

MORE Charming and Ironic Costumes

Just in time for PIT BULL AWARENESS MONTH and HALLOWEEN (and continuing on with Dia de los Muertos) here are some wonderful costume ideas modeled by the pibbles owned by the pit bull tribe of facebook!  Enjoy!
 

Chilly Willy doesn't feel he needs a devil costume to scare the kiddos.  

Luna the pibble made this homage to Lady Gaga's most iconic dress using flank steaks from organic free-range postal carriers and bits of neighborhood cats she herself harvested from hunts 
in the hood.

Sharky the Land Shark has been pillaging and plundering for years. Watch out for your fingers, he's not after your candy.

Plucky Pup Ozzy decided to dress as a victim of
a pit bull attack this year.

After eating the ear of a dog at the Shutzenhund meet, 

                                  Boom felt like Mike Tyson!




Fluffy Britches thinks to herself...."what's more frightening...my costume, or what lies beneath?"

Chilly Willy goes as his alter ego, John Wayne Gacy, once more.  

Clowns scare the bejeezers out of me!

Luna appears again, this time dressed as Miley Cyrus.  

She is quite the wrecking ball, and enjoys spring pole time!

Aye Carumba it's Chilly Willy Chile con carne! 
He ate one of those really mean Chihuahuas, 

and THIS is what happened!

 

 Pimpy Do Dah dresses just like his fur mommy's honey!

To get some action, 

Pimpy Do Dah's fur mommy's honey dresses 

                                    like Pimpy Do Dah.

Trinity invokes Donny Darko with this get up.  

Having a set of ears is something new to her.

Luna reappears as the White Swan, 

                           but the Black Swan is in her eyes.
                   She ate the prima ballerina after the first act.

Chilly Willy and Luna wish they could be as lovely as Lions,
or Chows, (who come with their own Lion Costume)
but you need a costume to hide all of that.
The costume tells more about the owner....

he fancies himself as a Lion Tamer.
Get a lion, and insist..."It's all how you raise 'em!"

Pimpy Do Dah appears once more, as the Grim Reaper.
He doesn't need a costume for that.

Creature of the early morning jog,

Creature of the late morning postal worker maul,

Creature of the afternoon adventure while walking the dog,

Creature of the early eve heart attack

While weeding the garden, you'd better watch your back!

Take a weapon with you when you Trick-or-Treat. 

The creature's looking for things to eat!

Trick-or-treaters, do beware!

These days, there are real monsters out there!

Happy Halloween!