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We at Pit Nutter Circus are winded keeping up with the latest trends in the  Pit Bull Advocacy.  If there is something in full flame at any moment....the hottest meme, any political situation that can be adapted for the purpose of promoting maulers as family pets, you have better believe that the politically and business savvy  pit bull advocates are on it!    Sure enough, hot off the press, a pit bull coloring book for adults.   Perhaps someone will send one to Miley Cyrus, so she won't doodle on her pibble. 

We too, are inspired to follow suit with our own offering, which is downloadable, and free.  In most cases, one red crayon will suffice to embellish these illustrations.

The Official Real Pitty Coloring Book

Imagine this sweet Nanny Dog decked out with
Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White regalia.

Those lucky enough to survive Pibble may not remember their fun trip in a life flight helicopter.

Pit Bull Memories, the ear was saved!

Last encounter with a Pibble.

Consolations to those who can no longer enjoy coloring books.

Smoke and Mirror Show

The adorable qrstu, rocks da hot pink bob with her emotional support  Pibble, Twinkie.

O.K., I made that up, but I didn't make THIS one up!

It would almost be a comedy if it didn't put so many people at risk, 

and wasn't an example of an escalating fraud. 

To cope with this, I purchased a kit for my PTSD support Tiger, Snickerdoodle. 

 I've been agoraphobic ever since the pit bull attack. 

Sometimes, I take him to the school, and the children read to him and give him treats. 

The Kissing Booth

                        Try your luck at the 
                       Pit Bull Kissing Booth!

According to officials with the Oakland County sheriff’s department, the 33-year-old man was visiting with the pit bull’s owner Wednesday night — in the 800 block of N. Perry  in Pontiac —  when he stuck out his tongue while face to face with the dog.

Get that blood pumping, it's thrilling to risk your own children to life time disfigurements or perhaps a fatality!

The department says that’s when the pet lashed out.

The man was taken to McLaren Hospital for treatment. Investigators said the severed portion of the man’s tongue wasn’t recovered and was likely to have been swallowed by the dog.

You never know where that kisser has been.  Hey kid, let's go for some cotton candy afterwards if you are not in a hearse, ambulance, or one of those life flight helicopters!  WEE!






It's better to just let pitty kiss other pitty.  
Get the break sticks ready to go!





Pit Bull Kisses, only 25 cents!

Cost of  loosing cheek, eye, scalp, tongue....
six figures!

Life...Priceless!

Ye Olde Smoke Shoppe

 

We have long observed a strange connection between smoking and pit bulls, be it tobacco or a more notorious herb.  Two of the three famous LIFE covers, featured illustrations of smoking pit bulls.  The other of a bandaged pit bull.....

 Here is an older image of a smoking pit bull....

 More Smoking Dawgs!

Some student didn't do his Algebra.....

Pit Bulls and Ganja go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly....

Pibbles guardin' the Ganja garden.....

Icons of Hip Hop Lifestyle, remember this is positive!

We have Pit Bull Pipes!  No, not available in Chihuahua, even though those dawgs are BAD ASS!

 

 We have lighters, available in PIT BULL,

 but not in much more aggressive
Cocker Spaniel or Daschund styles.

 "Pit Bulls:  It's a Life Style".  Tyson Kilmer

We noticed.....

If only pit bulls could come with surgeon general warnings, like tobacco products do.

If only it was outlawed like Marijauna. 

Pit bulls, Just say NO!