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Here at Pit Nutter Circus, we have collected and commented on the special sexualized advocacy used to raise awareness and funds for pit bulls for quite some time now.  

With all of their efforts, the REASON for the advocacy is swept under the rug.  This is highly offensive to victims of pit bull attacks.   Imagine a calendar to help the image of serial killers using sexy tattooed cream puffs?   How about a calendar to help the image of radical Islamic Jihadists, using flower wreaths or tutus?

What follows is inspired by a recent artistic effort of Jewish artist Shahak Shapira, who created a project entitled Yolocaust.  He inserted photoshopped  horrific images of the Holocaust behind  lighthearted "selfies" taken in what should have been somber Holocaust memorials.  

Ironically, many pit bull advocates compare BSL to the Holocaust, but it's a very offensive and ridiculous comparison.  Recently, pit bull advocates Terry Holt and Karen Batchelor dared to make the comparison sharing a post on several of their facebook pages , and there were some pit bull advocates who were disgusted, as they should be.  There is an example below, no screenshots, it's just too tedious and so pervasive to warrant  documentation.    It's obvious too, they are not aware that Hitler had a pit bull.    

FB commentor: While I am appalled by the mass killing of dogs (no matter what breed) it's totally inappropriate to compare that to the atrocities committed by the Nazis. No explanation should be needed to realize that.

When advocates try to repair the image of pit bulls use pajamas, tutus, flower wreathes, kissing booths, or cheeky burlesque photo shoots, they are lightheartedly deflecting everyone from the horrific reality, and cause of the controversy over these dogs.   If they could think on how to reduce the incidents, then they wouldn't need all of the advocacy.  It's going to be a non-ending effort, because the more these poor dogs bred for blood sport are promoted as pets, the more victims of them there will be, and more tattooed cup cakes will pose for photo shoots and pit bulls will wear "charming costumes". 


What follows should offend.  Some of the images are graphic.  Please do not continue if you are very sensitive to the reality of why pit bulls have the reputation they do.  They don't care, but they are also victims too.  This kind of fluffy, sexy, advocacy ends up harming them as well. 

 

Pin Ups for Pit Bulls

Mommy of the Year!

One of our favorite nutress advocates posted this shameful "confessional" from her cat scat eating game dawg on her classy facebook page called "I Am A Pit Bull Lover So Kiss My Ass".




She likes to post an abundance of photos with the same dog, kissing her tiny little children.  You know, this proves that pit bulls are perfectly safe around children, it's all how you raise 'em,
NANNY DOGS......All we can say is,
YUM!!!

A Kitty's Ass Kissing is exactly what you get, until you are a little more ripe my sweet!

Pittys in Pajamas

There is an non-ending and absolutely pointless and fruitless effort in the pit bull advocacy to help rehabilitate the "bad" image of pit bulls. NEWSFLASH....PIT BULLS DO NOT CARE ABOUT THEIR IMAGE.    What they need to figure out, how to stop pit bulls from mauling the people in the household they are kept as cherished pets, especially the children. Oh the places they go.  They start off in rather lofty places, and end up in the underwear drawer.

First there was the reworking of the "First they came for...." poem, and it didn't work.  I found it offensive to compare regulating pit bulls to the plight of Jews in Nazi era Germany. It's been made into t-shirts and memes, it's supposed to scare anyone who owns a German Shepherd or a Cocker Spaniel into opposing B.S.L..

They continually use politically correct rhetoric, which works very well.  They have employed revisionist history by calling them Nanny Dogs.   I know of people who used to think of that way, and now the dogs they knew as "Nanny" killed children they loved.  It disturbs my rational mind to no end, even a leading pit bull advocacy, BAD RAP, hasn't been able to eradicate the Pandora's box that was opened up in 1971. They continually try to push these dogs off as "therapy" dogs.  Not working.  It's only a matter of time until  some pit bull victim goes into a PTSD episode with one of these mauling dogs near.   They score a "victory" when they can have a scared Santa fired.  It's only a matter of time until one of these dogs goes off pit bull style.  It will be a bloody three ring media circus. 

Then the Huffington Post launched their own banner project to help the image of the pit bull, and what I notice, is that there are more and more pit bull attacks.   They are perfectly fine presenting half truths and full out, bloody lies as legitimate news.  More advocacy, more victims.  It's not working.

Still,  the advocacy has turned to the absurd in their effort to convince the public that pit bulls are perfectly safe.

Kissing Booths. No way. 
Then they tried tutus  I wasn't convinced. 

They tried soft, hippy makeovers,  with filtered lenses, and I still saw the equivalent of Charles Manson and Adolf Hitler with lovely flowers in their hair. 

Put them in costumes, nope.  I still see a mauler, even with a full mask on. 

There was a campaign launched  Valentine's Day to coincide with the release of the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey , called "Pitty Shades of Grey", lots of "cute" photos of ugly fighting dogs in varying shades of gargoyle.  I supposed it was to appeal to the sadomasochistic tendencies in the pit bull tribe.  We already had figured that out with the "Titties for Pitties" striptease fundraisers, and the cheeky calendar "Pinups for Pit Bulls".  Sexual fetishes, tatted up pretties who have a flair for exhibition and pit bulls go together like peanut butter and jelly.  

Now it's "Pittys in P.J.s". 



Still not convinced.  My mind has not been changed. In fact, it only helps to convince me that there needs to be more work to regulate the kind of morons who think putting p.j.s. on a pit bull makes them safe, from owning them. 

I still have this movie in my head that won't go away every time I see one of these mutant dogs.  This dog is about as adorable as the Zuni Warrior Fetish Doll, in ugly Pajamas. 

They come in the ever popular Jolly Roger print, or Mexican Dia De Los Muertos sugar skulls!  Imagine that!


There are an abundance of this type of PJ's for their fur mommies to wear.  I suppose it suggests that the woman who wears them is some kind of animal in bed, that, or she is trying to convince herself that she is safe.  These nighties will not keep them safe should pitty have a dream that awakens D.N.A.  

Women who wear "Hoodie-Footies" are scary enough.

          

I wonder if the woman who creates these wears matching "Sleeps with Pit Bulls" jammies.  Here's her facebook page.  I must commend her for her excellent taste in combining fonts, colors,  and pattern, just ravishing. 


         These are still not available in Kevlar.  
          I couldn't find the Chihuahua model. 

                          I wonder why?

Oh, I get it now. 

MORE Charming and Ironic Costumes

Just in time for PIT BULL AWARENESS MONTH and HALLOWEEN (and continuing on with Dia de los Muertos) here are some wonderful costume ideas modeled by the pibbles owned by the pit bull tribe of facebook!  Enjoy!
 

Chilly Willy doesn't feel he needs a devil costume to scare the kiddos.  

Luna the pibble made this homage to Lady Gaga's most iconic dress using flank steaks from organic free-range postal carriers and bits of neighborhood cats she herself harvested from hunts 
in the hood.

Sharky the Land Shark has been pillaging and plundering for years. Watch out for your fingers, he's not after your candy.

Plucky Pup Ozzy decided to dress as a victim of
a pit bull attack this year.

After eating the ear of a dog at the Shutzenhund meet, 

                                  Boom felt like Mike Tyson!




Fluffy Britches thinks to herself...."what's more frightening...my costume, or what lies beneath?"

Chilly Willy goes as his alter ego, John Wayne Gacy, once more.  

Clowns scare the bejeezers out of me!

Luna appears again, this time dressed as Miley Cyrus.  

She is quite the wrecking ball, and enjoys spring pole time!

Aye Carumba it's Chilly Willy Chile con carne! 
He ate one of those really mean Chihuahuas, 

and THIS is what happened!

 

 Pimpy Do Dah dresses just like his fur mommy's honey!

To get some action, 

Pimpy Do Dah's fur mommy's honey dresses 

                                    like Pimpy Do Dah.

Trinity invokes Donny Darko with this get up.  

Having a set of ears is something new to her.

Luna reappears as the White Swan, 

                           but the Black Swan is in her eyes.
                   She ate the prima ballerina after the first act.

Chilly Willy and Luna wish they could be as lovely as Lions,
or Chows, (who come with their own Lion Costume)
but you need a costume to hide all of that.
The costume tells more about the owner....

he fancies himself as a Lion Tamer.
Get a lion, and insist..."It's all how you raise 'em!"

Pimpy Do Dah appears once more, as the Grim Reaper.
He doesn't need a costume for that.

Creature of the early morning jog,

Creature of the late morning postal worker maul,

Creature of the afternoon adventure while walking the dog,

Creature of the early eve heart attack

While weeding the garden, you'd better watch your back!

Take a weapon with you when you Trick-or-Treat. 

The creature's looking for things to eat!

Trick-or-treaters, do beware!

These days, there are real monsters out there!

Happy Halloween!