Nutter Meme Makeover!

Who doesn't  enjoy transformations and makeovers!  Now let's make over some of the most oft shared pit bull propaganda memes.  It was felt that the "before" pic was not needed, because the following six memes have been around quite some time now, and it's time they received a dose of TRUTH. 

  The coconut meme still persists despite many scholarly derailments.  You would think that nutters would THINK....when's the last time you even saw a coconut tree in your neighborhood? 

The crazy coconut meme inspired a poem. 

This is the favorite shared by the college educated vegan rescue angel.  What the dear well meaning darlings do not seem to understand, it would really help  pit bulls if we could regulate who could own them. 

 Mr. President put out his finger in the wind one day when Cesar Milan showed up at his door step.  I think a crowd of victims need to do the same.

I suspect there are a good many people who don't even know what BSL is, and it would be fair to explain why there is a pit bull pissing on the letters BSL...

This is such a classy advocacy!

Political correctness works, this is why pit bull advocates grip and hold, and don't let go. 

I've seen this one shared in the news media, on the Huffington Post and even on the wall of my local shelter, it looks so scientific.  The original doesn't explain what the American Temperament Society is testing for.  Pit bull advocates can also not make the claim "it's all how you raise em", if they are going to share this erroneous information, because it contains a list of popular breeds that collectively score lower on this test for Schutzhund prospects than do pit bulls (which do not exist and no one can tell what one looks like), but collectively and all added up together for the last twenty years, kill and maim less.   Yeah, these other breeds score lower on the American Temperament Society Test because weirdos and guns scare them, but isn't it all how you raise 'em?  


If you have ideas for nutter meme make overs, let us know.  We adore sprucing things up with truth and explanations!

Strange News of the Day

Hear a strange noise in your car?  Be careful, it could be a Pibble!

The Nutter Down Under

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It's time to regulate who can own these poor misunderstood fighting dogs.

Somebody's a Pain in the Behind!

A float from a German Parade. 

Crazy Old Lion Tamer

Crazy Old Bat Nutter demonstrates her mad lion tamer
whip skills on a neighborhood critic.

Poetry in motion, a must see!

Color Me Pibble

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We at Pit Nutter Circus are winded keeping up with the latest trends in the  Pit Bull Advocacy.  If there is something in full flame at any moment....the hottest meme, any political situation that can be adapted for the purpose of promoting maulers as family pets, you have better believe that the politically and business savvy  pit bull advocates are on it!    Sure enough, hot off the press, a pit bull coloring book for adults.   Perhaps someone will send one to Miley Cyrus, so she won't doodle on her pibble. 

We too, are inspired to follow suit with our own offering, which is downloadable, and free.  In most cases, one red crayon will suffice to embellish these illustrations.

The Official Real Pitty Coloring Book

Imagine this sweet Nanny Dog decked out with
Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White regalia.

Those lucky enough to survive Pibble may not remember their fun trip in a life flight helicopter.

Pit Bull Memories, the ear was saved!

Last encounter with a Pibble.

Consolations to those who can no longer enjoy coloring books.

Revenge of the Stick Figures

A facebook time waster spoofing stick figures and good old fashioned Dick and Jane Primary Reader prose went viral, and it was no time until the pit bull advocates created their own little meme to share. 

Of course,  Spike doesn't support B.S.L., he doesn't even think about it one way or another.  He's a dog in this sense.  B.S.L. isn't about the way he looks, it's about the proclivity towards bloody mayhem.   It recalls this old stick figure bumper sticker....

We at the circus wish that pit bull advocates and owners could figure it out.   In the meantime, we've come up with our own spoofs of the spoof, heavy on the hints.   All three are based on true stories,  that have happened countless times.