Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

Sunday, August 25, 2013

What happened to Mona Lisa's Smile?


Mona Lisa becomes a fur mommy!


                                                Mona Lisa adopted a Pibble,
                            She smiled, then it began to wiggle,
                         She let out a shriek, as it sunk in it's teeth,
                                 It was only just taking a nibble.

             




Mona Lisa after. Good news is that she is on the road to recovery. 

Let's see your inspired Limericks!


When you sit beside pibble, take care,
Now Mona Lisa looks just like Linda Blair,
Once bitten, became rabid
And now she has a habit
Of creating "Lab mixes" out of thin air....

But they're really pit bulls
You can tell, by their reptilian stare. 


Not a Limerick. 

Oh well.  Have fun!