Showing posts with label advice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label advice. Show all posts

Friday, June 3, 2016

Ask Madame Cesarina!

 

In the heart of the Pit Nutter Circus, you can consult the great Pit Bull oracle, the Great Madame Cesarina, whose actions are louder than whispers.  However, not too many people are willing to speak out of the snake oil and slight of hand that is passing off as "science" to the once respectable publication and now media platform.    Since the pit bull has become mainstreamed as a pet, thanks greatly to the Whispering Dog Oracle, there is a  great need for experts to help fur mommies who were inspired by such programs as the "Dog Whisperer" on National Geographic to get their own dogs bred for bloodsport in the first place!    Now people can actually experience the thrill of those gripping "Wild Kingdom"  prey and predator scenarios as  was once captured solely   in the stunning photography or videography for themselves, AND they can spread the thrill to their family and entire neighborhoods.  Are we all benefiting from this education?  Have you been educated yet?

Have a problem with Pibble, ask MADAME CESARINA!

Completly Normal. TSCHHHHHHHH!

TSCHHHHHHHH!

Be a Pack Leader!
 TCHSHHHHH!

It's all how you raise 'em.
TCHSHHHH!

TSCHHHHHHHHH!



These problems are all the result of your inspiration, Madame Cesarina.  Tschhhhhh isn't working.

Petitions to remove Cesar Millan from National Geographic

 
Inhumane Methods

Abuse of Pig


Saturday, November 1, 2014

Madame Cesarina, Fortune Teller!



Among the side shows of promoting pit bulls as family pets, there is need for advice.  Sometimes, the lion tamers are too busy dealing with tours, merchandise, and naughty Lexus Projects  to help you with your sweet cur dog that is flexing latent genetic muscles. What to do now.....love, being calm and assertive,  the pinch collar and the "crate and rotate" didn't work out.   

Presenting....drum roll.....  Madame Cesarina available 24/7 365 days a year here at PIT NUTTER CIRCUS, it will cost you nothing (except for a sacrificed finger, neighbor's chihuahua, or some other blood sacrifice). Having a pit bull means that playing risky chance games is an important part of your  life style, after all!  Why not consult the oracle!


What advice do you think Madame Cesarina will give? 



Help for Sweet Nanny!



Help the Sweet Biter!                                                                                                 


  
Help this sweet Rescue Angel!

 

Sometimes, advice on dealing with nutters is inquired.  What are your suggestions?